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Someone's In The Kitchen
Love, The Great Equalizer
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Christ Still Makes The Blind To See
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Why Women Faint
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The Parable of the Computer
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Einstein Believed in God....But
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The God of Love Also Hates Evil
Why Sacrifices Didn't Work
Relics From Biblical Days
Good and Evil at Ages Eight
Lose Weight Through Exercise...NOT
Pushing The Panic Button
Birds Of A Feather
Those Wonderful Glasses
First Impressions Last
Our Miraculous Brains
Getting Your Money's Worth
MISSING THE POINT
Special Day--August 25th
Brothers
A Bird Shall Lead Them
Christmas vs Winter Holiday
Potholes and Sins
Sunsets
I Was There
The Love Of A Dog
Daddy's Shoes
What's Wrong In America?
Two And Two Are Five?
Abou Ben Adhem--Christian Love
God's Garden
Guardian Angels
Don't Believe Everything
Pogo Saw Our Future
Unsinkable
Act As Though Someone Is Watching
Turn Around
Our Government, Under God
The Sportsman
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God Doesn't Make Mistakes; People Do
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To Know Thyself
The Shadow Knows
Coincidence?
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Shakespeare "Made Do"
Christian Love
The Unbroken Colt
WHEN DO WE GO TO HEAVEN?
Encouragement
Church and State
Your Heaven

If you’ve ever read anything, you’ve had this experience: You’re in the middle of the article, and all of a sudden, your mind is skipping something that happened somewhere at some other time, that has nothing whatsoever with what you’re reading. It happens, no matter what you’re reading…a school lesson, a magazine article, or the Bible.

For example, I was reading in the Bible, in the seventh chapter of Romans, where the Apostle Paul is saying, I want to do what is good, but I don’t. I don’t want to do what is wrong, but I do it anyway.” He was speaking of our weaknesses, that at times show up, no matter how we try to avoid them.

And right in the middle of my reading, I found myself thinking of an episode of the Carol Burnett Show, where Tim Conway and Harvey Korman are German officers, trying to make Lyle Waggoner, who plays an American prisoner, give them war information. Tim pulls out a hand puppet of Adolph Hitler and of course gets to ad-libbing, having the puppet sing “I’ll be working on the railroad,” running into “someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah, segue-waying into “Fe-fi-fiddly-I-Ooh.” (We sung all of it on the bus going to high school ballgames). Of course it broke up Harvey Korman…

But do you see where I’M going? No matter how you try to concentrate on a thing, your mind jumps to China or somewhere, out of control for a moment. And that’s why you can read your Bible through 15 times, and each time you’ll come upon things you don’t remember ever reading before. That’s why you should read and re-read your Bible…to get “the rest of the story,” as Paul Harvey would say. The Bible will even talk to you differently when you’re in a certain mood, so that a certain scripture will touch you, that didn’t seem to register at all at another time when you read it. One thing you’ll get the FIRST time, though, is right from wrong, and that you must be born again to reach Heaven.

Read your Bible. Then read it again. And try not to let distractions spoil it for you.

37BT Bill Thornton Feb 9, 2008

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